The Golden Rule:
Touch it Once
The Silver Rule:
Don’t pick it up until you know where it’s going
The Bronze Rule:
Hug somebody for me
Clutterboy’s Favorite Words
“WOW!”,
“Perfect!” and
“I’ve Been Looking for That!”
The Patented Clutterboy Binary System
It’s simply a matter of “Keep” or “Bye-bye.”
“Keep” means you want to hang on to it. “Bye-bye” means you never have to think about it again. I know exactly what to do with it: Again: Donate, Recycle, Repurpose or, as we’ve been saying as a last resort, Trash.
The Big Trick: if you hesitate for even a couple seconds it’s a “Keep”: it makes it to the second round. And nothing is going to leave your space right away. You always have a chance to change your mind.
The ABCs of Clutterboy.
Just a few things we do to make
Life easy for you…
- Assist you in deciding what stays and what goes
- Bag up, clear out and haul away whatever you don’t want
- Create clever ways to organize & tidy whatever stays
- Discover art and artifacts and shepherd them to 3 Stanford museums (See “Raves”)
- Establish an honest trust and a fun comfort level
- Find lost mementoes, uncashed checks, photos…
- Get you receipts for your charitable donations
- Help you when hubby thinks he can do it himself
- Improve any home’s curb appeal & value
- Jump into those tasks you ve long been dreading
- Keep nearly everything out of the landfill
- Lift your spirits when you don’t know where to start
- Motivate you with our Patient Pileside Manner.
- Nip in the bud your embarrassment and frustration
- Overcome your overwhelm
- Prepare you for the “Wow!” you’re gonna get
- Quiet your clutter chaos
- Resurrect, Recycle, Repurpose
- Spruce up your home, your yard and your attitude.
- Teach you the “Patented Clutterboy Binary System!”
- Unearth treasures long forgotten
- Vanquish that famous fear: “But I might need that someday!”
- Wave our magic wand.
- Xylophone accompaniment for your sorting pleasure
- Yodelling lessons if the xylophone isn’t your cup of cocoa
- Zip our lips – your privacy is respected with us
