Greetings (Again)
If you’ve made it this far congratulations and thank you.
Yes, since 1999 we’ve been de-cluttering all over the Bay Area and Beyond. Further/in addition we’ve been flown a couple times to Southern California, once to Chicago, and once to the heart of deepest Michoacan, Mexico. I live in Sunnyvale and 80% of my jobs are within 10 or 15 miles of my home.
It’s cheaper than therapy and the results are guaranteed. Seriously, I’m happy to offer my Free Clutterboy Consultation. I drop by at our mutual convenience, take a peek at the space, and listen to your dreams. Then I can give you a better idea of an estimate.
That’s my favorite question. It all depends on how well & quickly you can embrace the KEEP / BYE-BYE Process (Please see Magic Words), aka the Clutterboy Patented Binary System.
All day, every day. But I see my mission in life as taking to the landfill as the last resort. Instead I repurpose, recycle, and donate almost/nearly everything and you get receipts for the charitable donations. For/to reflect.
Absolutely. You will be amazed at what we can accomplish together and how fast it’ll go. I will give you some easy tasks as we go, and some homework (boxes to go thru) for later.
No problem. My guys can do it with their eyes closed. Literally, but it might take a little bit longer.
No. After 26 years (7500 jobs and counting), we know exactly what we’re doing. We will pile up / set aside things that we’re not sure about, and interrupt you as few times as possible to maximize our time and your time.
No. But please keep the dog well-fed and out of my way.
No. But we can confidently refer lots of people who do.
Yes, a pick-up truck into which we can load a comical amount of detritus. We have miles of rope and, sorry to say once again, we know what we’re doing. Also when the need arises, we rent a 15 foot truck which maximizes all kinds of resources. Time/materials/blah blah blah.
Yes. I can organize. I have lots of tricks and tactics to organize and create new filing systems.
Yes. What part of clean and organize don’t you understand.
OK if you insist: TIDY and ORGANIZED.
See question #6.
Yes, since 1999 we’ve been de-cluttering all over the Bay Area and Beyond. Further/in addition we’ve been flown a couple times to Southern California, once to Chicago, and once to the heart of deepest Michoacan, Mexico. I live in Sunnyvale and 90% of my jobs are within 10 miles of my home.
Absolutely. You will be amazed at what we can accomplish together and how fast it’ll go. I will give you some easy tasks as we go, and some homework (boxes to go thru) for later.
No problem. My guys can do it with their eyes closed. Literally, but it might take a little bit longer.
All day, every day. But I see my mission in life as taking to the landfill as the last resort. Instead I repurpose, recycle, and donate almost/nearly everything and you get receipts for the charitable donations. For/to reflect.
No. After 26 years (7500 jobs and counting), we know exactly what we’re doing. We will pile up / set aside things that we’re not sure about, and interrupt you as few times as possible to maximize our time and your time.
No. But please keep the dog well-fed and out of my way.
No. But we can confidently refer lots of people who do.
Yes, a pick-up truck into which we can load a comical amount of detritus. We have miles of rope and, sorry to say once again, we know what we’re doing. Also when the need arises, we rent a 15 foot truck which maximizes all kinds of resources. Time/materials/blah blah blah.
Yes. I can organize. I have lots of tricks and tactics to organize and create new filing systems.
That’s my favorite question. It all deopends on how well & quickly you can embrace the KEEP / BYE-BYE Process, aka the Clutterboy Patented Binary System.
It’s cheaper than therapy and the results are guaranteed. I’m happy to offer my free Clutterboy Consultation. I swing by at our mutual convenience, take a peek at the space, and listen to your dreams.
Yes. What part of clean and organize don’t you understand.
OK if you insist: TIDY and ORGANIZED.
See question #6.
ORANGE YOU GLAD I DIDN’T SAY BANANA