We hear the raves from our delighted Clutter-Clients every week, but it’s become difficult to describe what exactly we do for them.
The best way used to be: “We can tidy and organize any space.”
But it’s become so much more than that.
Here’s the list
This includes some of the specific things we’ve done for our clients. And the list gets longer all the time.
- Alphabetize anything fast
- Among the piles in a Palo Alto shed, recognize true value and shepherd objet d’art to three different museums at Stanford. Amuse you – we’re gonna make this drag of a process fun!
- Assemble IKEA stuff
- Assemble those heavy metal shelves
- Be a cheerleader when you don’t know where to start
- Build wooden shelves
- Buoy your spirits when you’re deluged with stuff
- Clean the attic
- Clean the bathroom and kitchen (by arrangement)
- Clean the garage
- Create an uncluttered space in which YOU can create
- Create and facilitate filing systems
- Deliver precious paintings and valuable art
- Do all the stuff you don’t feel like doing
- Donate nearly anything
- Eliminate clutter and chaos
- Enable you to have fun while de-Clutterizing
- Establish a trusting environment and a true comfort level
- Festoon a home on Christmas Tree Lane
- Find cash
- Find uncashed checks
- Find old beloved photos
- Get you receipts for charitable donations
- Give you a ton of tricks of the trade
- Haul away anything to the dump (only when necessary)
- Hang paintings
- Hang curtain rods
- Help you avoid embarrassment
- Instantly improve your home’s curb appeal
- Indoctrinate you into the ways of Clutterboy
- Juggle several tasks at once
- Jump into any task you wish (and have long been dreading)
- Keep stuff out of the landfill
- Let you enjoy your stuff again
- Maximize your space
- Mini-Stage your home for an Open House
- Motivate you to continue the process after we go
- Never let you give up
- Organize anything
- Pack expertly
- Prepare you and your stuff for your move
- Quit well before we run up your bill
- Recycle batteries
- Recycle cardboard
- Recycle computers
- Recycle glass
- Recycle plastic
- Recycle metal
- Recycle paint
- Recycle paper
- Recycle Styrofoam
- Reduce the clutter in the universe – “one lifespace at a time”
- Relieve a gutter of its burdens
- Repot plants and spruce up your garden
- Share with you brief stories of Clutter Conquests
- Sweep up after we’re done
- Teach you the “Clutterboy Binary System”
- Tidy anything
- Unearth documents that are now at the Hoover Institute and the Bancroft Library
- Unearth your desk or tool bench
- Vacuum every nook and cranny
- Wave our magic wand; you’ll see the clutter disappear
- X-Ray any juicy documents before we shred them (we’re kidding; we needed an X in this list)
- Yes, we really have done every one of these things (Except X)
- Zip our lips – your privacy and your secrets are safe with us
